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Joke # 3 "Lawyers and Computers"? |
Lawyers and computers have both been proliferating since 1970. Unfortunately, lawyers, unlike computers, have not gotten twice as smart and half as expensive every 18 months. hi PJ two lawyers are out in Yellowstone park hiking for the day. One of them throws a pepsi can into the bushes and disturbs a bear which rears up and begins to chase them. Both run away, and as they are running, one shouts 'you know its useless trying to outrun him' the other shouts back 'i dont have to, I only have to outrun you!' two lawyers are in the line at the bank. suddenly two guys with guns run in and hold up the bank. after they get the money from the clerk, they go along the line and start taking wallets from the customer. the first lawyer hands the second one $50. 'whats that for?' the lawyer asks 'thats the $50 i borrowed from you last week' the other lawyer replies And computers only need the information punched into them once whats the difference between a dead lawyer and a dead rabbit in the middle of the road???? theres skidmarks in front of the rabbit.... |
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