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| *Ostroff, Fair and Company>>>Other - Advertising & Marketing |
Condom business card? |
Real condoms with a sticker business card. Hit or miss? Now there is a good excuse for having a condom and my services distributed easily. That would actually be perfect if you were in the stripper/escort business Miss-Go with a business card wrapped in a prophylactic material,showing that safety is always best(After all,they got your card undamaged-Didn't they?). Hummm ... the question is "who" is carrying your condoms around? Are you advertising for women and your services, or are you planning on men carrying around your card with your name and number on it? Perhaps it would not matter, but I am sure that if a female has your condom in her purse and her jealous boyfriend or even worse husband ... and it has your name and telephone number on it ... perhaps they would want to visit you in person. Same is true if your condom is found in a man's wallet and his wife or say his male lover finds it ... what kinds of problems have you started for their marriage and what if his lover is looking for another sex partner ... hummmm. My advice is leave the advertising to Trojan and the other manufacturers. If you want your name to get out there use a crayon and write it on the bathroom walls in those establishments where your friends hang out. Let them know what you are looking for and perhaps they can help you out ... My last thought ... what size would you put your name on? Small, medium or Large ... then you would have to prove it ... is that something your ego could stand up to ... if you have never seen the difference in sizes ... stick with small. No source, just an old man with time on my hands looking for something to do ... but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night ... |
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