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How can I get out of work tonight?



I need a mystery illness to tell my boss, nothing too unbelievable please.

your real stupid and naive at the same time to think it matters WHY your not at work. this is not a story telling festival, and your employer has no time for your tales.
If your not at work, your not at work. that's all they care about . they absolutely do not CARE WHY your not there.

get it? read it now and learn it later. Source(s): employer poobah
Welll... maybe you should go to work. Apparently you are lazy and don't want to work. So, I say quit. And say your illness is laziness.
You didn't tell us why... it sound like you just don't want to work.
Stomach flu is always good - no one really wants to check that one too closely. Just don't get caught by going to the same bar that the boss frequents after work!
Strep throat
Stomach flu
Dehydrated
antibossithitis
lol

Strep will work good
It doesn't matter why. your not there.
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