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| *Ostroff, Fair and Company>>>Other - Careers & Employment |
How do I piss off my boss? |
I have a terrible, condescending witch of a boss that I have the privilege to be leaving in about two weeks. In the next two weeks, I'd like to make her life as much of a living hell as it can be, but do it legally, and smoothly enough to keep my job until it's time to leave. I know for a fact that I will not need a reference when I leave b/c I'm going to grad school with full funding for the next five years. Here's the kicker - she works for the city and is a vindictive, evil woman, so everything has to be completely legal. Anyone answering that I should just be mature and finish out my prison sentence (haha) is just wasting their time. Do you want a real answer? Most of the answers above will make YOU look like an idiot. Eventually, that will come back and haunt you. You might not think it will, but it's a small-small world. I don't normally promote revenge, as i believe in Karma, but if you MUST do something ... 1. Let a cricket go in her office ... will drive her crazy for years! 2. Get a small voice recorder and record a cat meowing, or some other ridiculous thing on it. Hide it in her ceiling and play it on a loop. The other staff will start rumours that she is crazy, because she will always be saying "Did you hear that?" 3. Use her email and mailing address to sign up for every crappy piece of SPAM marketting you can. 4. Put the smelly rotting fish in her hupcap. 5. Set her Outlook Mail Rules to BCC her boss on every outgoing message. She'll catch on eventually, but if she is really evil I'm sure she'll say something to get herself in $hit before the IT guys figure it out. Hope that helped, but beware of the karma ... Show up to work late. Don't do your work. Stuff like that. Do little annoyances that is legal. Do your job with an attitude when she is around. Be sloppy. Pretty much anything the boss hates just keep persisting against it. SHOW UP BUTT NAKED ONE DAY........HAHAHAHA Make a bunch of personal calls. Come in late, take long lunches, and leave early. Ignore her when she talks or make her repeat everything over and over and over. Surf the net (which I'm guessing you already are!!!) Clip your fingernails and toenails. Brush your teeth at your desk (or any other annoying hygiene things) Sleep on your desk. Have fun!!!! first wear the trashy clothes and smell terrible give her lots of unwrapped surgar free candy russell stover kind it makes u poop You shouldn't do that. The Bible says you should love everyone. If you're boss is that bad, let him be the one to suffer in Hell. If you get vengeance you'll be in Hell too. |
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